Father Guido sez .....

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I justa wanna say hi and a welcome to my new home here at SNB .... We're gonna have a real fun time here in my own thread. I'm sure all my friends will come by to welcome me and all.

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Hello all you fun SNBers! I've been busy doing stuff here at the brand a spanking new ShopsNoBids site. You know, hanging shelves and stuff.

I did some free time and was able to hang out with the Whoa Gang down at the Anything Goes Day Care Center. I love those kids. Eddie was sleeping of course. We had a real good time and slugged down some Rolling Rock beers. They really enjoy some of the stories that I a tell them of my youth. It's hard to believe with me in these vestments and all that I has a rebel without a cause when I was a rowdy kid in my younger days, had the red jacket and everything. The kids love certain tales and a can't get enough of em, never mind what the tales are about, they're a personal.

I gotta run and buy some smokes. They relax me after .... well never mind that too.





Whoa Gang! Say goodbye to Father Sarducci. We love you babe and think you're awesome. Come back soon.

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Ah come on Sarducci! We'd like to "slug down some rolling Rock beers" too here in The Dark Ages. It can get to be a depressing place with all of those traffic jams caused by the large number of death carts and all. Day and night all we hear is 'Bring out your dead!'. That make a heck of a Rolling Rock Beer commercial, I can tell you that.
Jimmy wants to hear some of those stories you tell the Day Care Kids too. You know he loves you! Idolizes your every move and all.
We'll be around Sarducci, you can count on that!

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I say, I say Sarducci! You got a right nice place here at ShopNoNids! I know you're a bit randy but as long as you stay out of my barnyard things should be fine. Ya hearing me boy? I said, I said as long as you stay out of my barnyard things should be fine.

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Ah, there you all are! And a few more that will visit me from time to a time I'm sure.

I'm a getting use to my new home here at a ShopNoBids. No Goldie crashing the gates like he's been a known to do, no angry mods reacting to Goldie, you know stuff like a that. If you a listened a real carefully you can hear cyber crickets, it's that peaceful here at SNB.

I was up all night putting up shelves ( wink ) in my sleeping quarters. Big, beautiful, wooden shelves. Hardwood of course.

I gotta run an buy me some smokes because they relax me after .... well never mind after a what .... it's kinda personal

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Whoa Father Sarducci Sir!


Would you pick please us up a box of quality cigars while you're at the store? My dad's rich and I'm good for the money. Whoa, it's getting noisy in here, Eddy's nose whistle is getting louder. We gotta get Eddy to his allergist if he'd just stay awake for a while.

Anyway, Father we'd greatly appreciate the quality cigars if you remember it! Love ya Babe!







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Eh, Father Sarducci dude, how's it going at your new place?

Looks good Father, you can get chicks over here and everything! A few dingle balls and some leopard skin seat covers and this place will be muy bien! That reminds me Father, you wanna go cruising for babes with me sometime. I got the '65 Chevy Impala all ready for action! Women dig dudes in uniform and your outfit is sorta a uniform. We can have a blast!

Let me know Father, I'm off to a car show now ....




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Ah, itsa so nice to see so many of my a friends and amigos drop by and say hello. The super nice site owners have a asked me to be the unofficial spokesperson for ShopNoBids and I graciously accept their invitation. No a pay or anything but I'm sorta use to that you know.

I can't a wait for the site to officially open and everything. Trust me, you're going to love the site whether you a sell or a buy or a both.

I gotta run and a pick up some smokes for me and the Anything Goes Day Care Center Whoa Gang. I a love those kids, I gotta a confession, which is sorta a twist for the man of the cloth and all, but those kids can out drink me and they are what?, three or a four years old. Sheesh, Eddie's always nodded out but he drinks Manhattans by the pitcher! Those kids gotta my deepest respect.








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Hiya all you a great ShopNoBids users! Gonna try to report in on this thread as much as I can. I got a bit of a headache today. I think it may be from cruising the strip with a Cheech last a night in his '65 Impala. Cheech showed me some Aztec traditions and a stuff involving a medicinal herbs of a ancient Mexico. Very interesting stuff, let me tell you, but I can't seem to remember a lot of the cruising we did. That a Cheech, he's a something else. He had me laughing so a much. You probably didn't know this but he can really sing a good. And he's a lady's man like you wouldn't not a believe. I better not a tell you any more though. Oh darn, I forgot to tell you stuff about a the SNB site! Next time I will, I promise.

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ShopNoBids spokesperson here a checking in and hanging a few shelves a here and a there. To a me this place is a better than the a Vatican. And it's a not just because I was arrested at the Vatican in 1981. This SNB site, it reeks of love somehow. It's a like everyday is Spring here. Birds a doing their you-know-what mating thing and bees are a jumping from a sunflower to sunflower. Ah, I a feel twenty years younger. Any a way, I just a love it here.



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