Father Guido sez .....

[tommytyson]

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Hi there all you ShopNoBids users! Just a checking in to see how things are a progressing and everything. I can a see more and more good a stuff all over the place. I see a Watch List has been added too, that a comes in handy some times.
Looking good! I'm off to introduce Cheech to the Whoa Gang down at the Anything Goes Day Care Center. This should a be something to see.







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I say, I say Sarducci. I was wondering if you've seen that stupid dog. I say, I say I was wondering if you've seen that stupid dog. He's chewed through his rope again and I just know that he's up to no good, I say I just know that he's up to no good. Aw never mind about that stupid dog, Sarducci. I have a picture I want you to see. I know, I say I know that you are a man of the cloth that appreciates the finer things in life and I have a picture I want you to see, ya hearing me boy?






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[tommytyson]

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Hey Father Sarducci guy, can't I talk with you for a while. I'm getting worried about my roommate and best friend Chong. You may not know this but Chong was once a scholar of sorts .... are you okay? Ah, you stopped choking. Anyway, he got into a self analysis thing, you know, the secrets of the Incas and their medicinal medicines that you can smoke in a bong. Well Father Sarducci dude, I think Chong is going way too far, here let me give you an example, the other night when me and you were cruising in my Chevy, oh .. by-the-way, you were a trip Father and we gotta do it again soon too, when I got home Chong was watching the TV and complaining about the movie that was on. He said it was some kind of a western but it had no action, no plot, nothing. Well here's a picture of what he was watching ...






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Remember, if you love ShopNoBids it's a gonna love you back!




It's a only been a month since a ShopNoBids wasa born.
Glad to a be here and celebrate this 1 month a anniversary.



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[tommytyson]

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Hello all you ShopNoBids happy people out a there. Just a checking in on the way to the mini-mart to buy some a smokes. I can a see some a big improvements have been made recently. As the unofficial spokesperson of ShopNoBids I gotta say ' Bravo! '.

Cheech wants to a go cruisin' again soon with me and this a time we'll a take Chong along for the ride too. This a should be a real wild night whenever we do go a cruising again. I gotta a tie-dyed tee shirt that says ' The Pope Rulez ' and if I get a lucky, some babe is a gonna see that T shirt. Never mind the details.

Ah, life is good here at ShopNoBids! Friends galore!


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[tommytyson]

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... Hiya all you happy ShopNoBids people out there! I gotta tell you about a cruising with my friends Cheech & Chong a last a night. I shouldn't a gone but the 'call of the wild' got the best of me. I a can't remember much of a last night but I'll try to recount what I can a remember. The boys, I a call em the boys, picked me up at Saint Seymours in Cheech's a fine sled. I got the back seat, because they were a busy a looking for a chicks with their a eagle eyes in the front a seats.





They almost talked a one cute chick with a really odd pink hat into a joining us but she a thought Cheech's car may have a been a smoldering with all the smoke and all.





You're a not gonna a believe this but we a cruised a by a night a club and they had a sign that a said 'Amateur Night ' and a the boys wanted to show their stuff with their hard rock a music. I got in a free because the doorman was a quasi-religious I think. The boys put on a heck of a show and won third a place in the Amateur Show Contest and a scored on $115 a prize money. Luckily I had my cell a phone camera with me...




Ah those a boys know how to have a fun time. Just a like the fine a folks here at a ShopNoBids website!





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[tommytyson]

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I say, I say Sarducci are you here? I wanna tell you all about my new agent, I said, I said I wanna tell you all about my new agent. Ya listening boy?

Anyways, this new agent, referred to me by my old friend Sylvester, got me a gig already. A photo shoot ...



That's a photo of Sylvester there Sarducci in case ya forgot


Whoa! Whoa! I say Sarducci! look over at the fruit stand across the the road there! Quick! Have ya ever, I say have ya ever seen a nicer pair of melons?









I know, I know Sarducci! I need a set of handcuffs myself.






Well, getting back to the new agent and new gig stuff, are ya okay Sarducci? The lady with the melons left a while ago? Snap out of it boy, I say snap out of it. There ya go.

Like I was saying, getting back to the new agent and new gig stuff. The paycheck is nice and the chicks dig me and all but I feel kind like a traitor, ya hearing me boy? Why? I say why? Well because I did some research on the product I'm shilling for in that photo shoot.

Maybe ya heard of em? The name is on the box ...





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Hiya all you fun ShopNoBids people. I just a got back from a fun visit with the Whoa Gang down at a The Anything Goes Day Care Center. The gang filled me in on the latest scoop at the a center. I just a love those kids. Eddy had nodded out during my visit of a course. Eddy's nose whistle has gotten louder, ya gotta talk a little louder to be heard.


Any a way, here's some of the latest scoop with the gang ... they got a new " screamer " in the center that is driving a everyone nuts with her screaming. Some a how Eddy manages to sleep through it and muttering " more drinks please" ...









Let's a see, what else?, oh yeah, they got a new kid that a brings strange plants to the a center, he even named them Bud ....









And there's a new bunch a kids at a Table Seven that are no fun at all, no party spirit, no card game or cigars or a booze. The Whoa Gang hopes to change that a poor attitude at Table Seven soon.









And a one parent got kicked out with his kid because he a had a weird a sense of humor and the day care personnel couldn't handle it any longer ...










And a lastly, they got a new kid that the Whoa Gang loves, his a name is Benny and he wears some fun clothes outfits and a always laughs at everything. I a met Benny and he a laughed at my priest out a fit, but that's a ok as I'm used to that.









Well .. that's a it. The Whoa Gang always has a something going. The gang brightens up ShopNoBids a lot!
Gotta run and a buy me some smokes ...

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[tommytyson]

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Well the Whoa Gang is a full of news. I had a few Rolling Rocks with them again the other day at the a Anything Goes Day Care Center and there's always a good time to a be had there at the 'animals table'. That's a what the teachers call the Whoa Gang's turf, sorta like Animal House but a much younger of a course.



I'm still a walking off a leg cramp from a sitting in that tiny chair for a so long. Also, I a think the Gang may a have been hustling the clergy in that friendly card game too as I a dropped $50 in a hurry? Any a ways, here's some more news from the cute little guys ....




There a was some trouble a brewing at Anything Goes as two new kids had a joined the Anything Goes Center. The Whoa Gang just called them the Rednecks.









These a Redneck kids have a wild a past, let me a tell you. They a started their a wild life young .. lemme show you a photo of the a two at a honky tonk a few years ago. They a broke up a bunch of furniture in the a that bar about an hour after that a photo was taken I'm a told.







Any a way, you can tell what's a coming next, they Gang had to a make a call for BingBang, he's no longer at the center but he is a on a retainer or something. Best darn bodyguard that ever was. Things quieted a down in a hurry when old BingBang entered the room.








I love BingBang, he has a great a sense of humor. The Rednecks settled down right a way, no trouble from those a two desperadoes.


Well, that's a it for now. I gotta go to the ATM then buy some smokes. I had enough money for the smokes but that a card game a cut into my cash a bit ...







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[tommytyson]

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I say, I say .. Sarducci ... I was sittin' around the hen house, I said I was sittin' around the hen house, ya hearing me Sarducci?. Ah good, and I was wondering if I should get up a game of croquette with that stupid dog ...









or maybe try to talk Miss Prissy into some librarian role playing, now don't, I say don't, try acting like you never tried out role playing with the ladies Sarducci, and ...










then a great idea occurred to me, I say a great idea occurred to me, ya still followin' me Sarducci?, Ah good, the idea was ....








to invite my old friend Sam over to the farm for a visit, I say, I say, Sarducci, you're gonna like Sam. I'll mail him a letter right away...






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