Re: Whoa Gang Adventures

[PirateBabe]

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Hi, I'm Bobby, the defacto leader of the Whoa Gang down at the Anything Goes Day Care Center. On my left is Eddy, who passes out a lot and has a loud nose whistle due to allergies I believe. Billy and Sammy behind me round out the Gang.

We get visits from great guys like Father Guido Sarducci from time to time.


There's a lot of new kids at the center. I'll give a brief description of them now ...







Mikey, a Mick Jagger look-alike, possibly destined to be an ass kisser ...








Jonathan, a studious kid, college material, maybe ...







Stevie, very young to be so frisky, possibly love child of Sarducci ...







Kim, likes to explore new worlds ...






Jake, another possible love child of Sarducci .. sheesh







Gomer, his parents sigh a lot when they drop him off here at the center ...





Ravi, this kid loves bananas ... sheesh







The Wilson Brothers ... ran a chop shop out of the center, but not all that well .. they are gone now of course ...







Jinxy, odd name and odd dresser too. This kid may be a natural used car salesman ...







Ruff, the Wilson Brothers Dog, don't ask ...







Marlon ( as in Marlon Brando ) , tough ass little desperado, has a rap sheet already ...







Crash Cory, sleeps a ton, Eddie's cousin ...







Gustav, from the old country he says, very odd chap, possible love child of Sarducci ...







The Table 7 Gang ... always in trouble and looking quilty ..








Ramon, eats like a Holstein cow, doesn't hold back on emotions, somewhat unstable but fun ...








Ned and Nora, we idolize these two kids, only kids I ever met that can out drink Eddy ...






Fearless Freddy, Cheech's possible love child ... fun to watch


Well, that's it for now with the new kids. There's always something going on down here at Anything Goes. I'll keep you up to date!

Hey Teach! A fresh Rolling Rock Beer and a clean ashtray please! Chop Chop!




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[tommytyson]

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Hi, Bobby here of the Whoa Gang at The Anything Goes Day Care Center. I just have a few minutes to give you a quick update on activities here at the center. As usual, we have a bunch of new kids. Some kinda average and some that are anything but average. Here's the newest kids ...


okay, here goes ...



Morpheus Jones the Third .. sheesh. At least Eddy drinks and sleeps but this kid is groggy all day. The court of opinion is still out on Morey as we try to be fair ...









then there's Jackie ... she's my old girlfriend from another day care center. She still won't talk to me since our messy breakup ...









There's a group of new guys that are friskier than Father Sarducci, there's trouble brewing with these guys, I can feel it ...




Marco ( the explorer )










Hugh ( as in Hefner )










Geno ( a real player! )










Peter ( the peeper )









we also have have a candy-oholic new chick, appropriately named Candy ...









We have another somewhat cowardly kid name of Ouchido, not like his cousin Bingo Bango at all ...










that's it for now ... Father Sarducci is waiting to get fleeced in our crooked poker game again .. lol








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[tommytyson]

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Hiya all you happy a ShopNoBids people out there ...

The other day I went with a Chong to the a Anything Goes Day Care Center to visit that a wild bunch a kids known as the Whoa Gang. They were a still a partying and having a good time at a Table Number Seven ! Of course except for Eddy who is a still on the wagon after that nasty dream of his where an angel tried to drown him and a all. Eddy must love sleep as he was out the whole time we were there, muttering under his breath something about rotten butterflies .







Chong was amazed at a how a good the Gang was at playing poker. I don't think Chong realized that a deck of a playing cards only has a four aces though. Seems like there was a minimum of six aces showing at a anything given time.





There's a new kid at the Center, a mean little girl named Laura. She's a meaner than Doreen, oh yeah, Doreen's a doing some time now for a fighting or something like that.










Maybe that's a why Eddy sleeps all a day? Any a way, Chong and I had a good time. The Gang must a liked Chong as they only took thirty bucks off of him in the poker game. Chong lost a hand where he had a Royal a Flush too, five aces beats that a hand ya know.










Chong had a parked in a yellow a zone with his a hip van and the police had towed it away. He was a pretty upset about it and was a yelling " Pigs! " and stuff when some officers drove by and thankfully I was quick on my feet and a told the officers I was doing an exorcism on Chong and he was a calming down. We're off to see if we can get his van out of the impound yard now.


See you all for a now!


Bye.

[tommytyson]

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Hi to all you http://www.ShopNoBids viewers. This is Bobby of the Whoa Gang at The Anything Goes Day Care Center. I'm sort of the leader of the gang.



I want to tell you about one big fiasco the stupid brass at The Anything Goes Day Care Center recently had here to help 'educate' us.



It was billed as the 'Bring Your Exotic Pets To School Day'.




I have never been so scared in my short life !!! Crap!! They should have issued us sidearms !!!



Take a look at what some of the 'pets' the crazy parents brought in!

















A gawd damn hyena by Jake Washington's uncle!







A huge Bengal Tiger by Tobi Sherpa's step dad! No damn leash either! There was a diaper shortage after that!














Two cheetahs without leashes by 'Fearless' Mrs. Jones ... To heighten the visit, Mr. Jones brought in the cheetahs in a 'hungry mode'... The two cheetahs were looking at a drowsy Eddy and drooling!














There was other stuff too, like deadly reptiles but at some point I hid in a closet and prayed and missed some of the late action of 'Bring Your Exotic Pets To School Day'





















I hope they never have another 'Bring Your Exotic Pets To School Day' !





See ya again! I hope!!


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[tommytyson]

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Hi there all you ShopNoBids forum viewers! It's me Bobby, the defacto leader of the Whoa Gang down here at the Anything Goes Day Care Center.










I'll just fill you in a bit on the latest stuff with the Whoa Gang and the Day Care Center. There was a new guy to the Anything Goes last week that had a tough transition to Day Care life. The Whoa Gang loves it here but we all had varying degrees of transition blues when we were first enrolled here. Oh yeah, the new kid is named Jeremiah. Don't tell him, but I personally dislike Biblical first names. Anyway, Jeremiah cried like there was no tomorrow on that first day.










Even woke Eddy up. Maybe that was a good thing though as Eddy was muttering something about a fairy princess trying to drown him. While I'm talking about Eddy, let me tell you why Eddy loves it so much here at the Anything Goes. When Eddy is awake he is a great companion, when he is asleep he is a bit annoying with the bad dreams and that damn nose whistle he has going on. Anyway, Eddy's father is a bit of a bumbling shop keeper of some kind. Here's a photo of some of his handiwork ...









We think old Jeremiah will fit in just fine. Crap, I'm sorry but I just remembered that we are going to inventory the new supply of cigars and booze. I'll get ya caught up next time you come around here to visit ... bye







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[tommytyson]

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Hi! It's Bobby of the Whoa Gang down at the Anything Goes Day Care Center. Well we finally got a house band together to liven up the center. The band, named The Whoa Gang, is still a little rough around the edges but they are coming together quite well.








Let me introduce the band members ....




There's a great horn blower named of Tommy Trumpet that can wail on the horn ...











There' a great keyboardist/piano player that dropped out of Julliard for an unknown reason, he's Kenny Keys .....














There's two great drum players ... Little Benny on the traditional drums and Marley Manley on the Conga Drum ... outstanding duo of musicians we got going there !


















There's Guitar Boy on the acoustic guitar ... he's still needs a little help from his dad ..














And to round out the ensemble there's Backwoods Mickey on banjo ...














I have to mention the lead singer, Andre . Seems Andre likes the ladies as much as he likes singing and he has already had a few run-ins with the day care management over various sexual issues and policies. Here's a photo of Andre at the day care picnic last month ...












That's it for the band except for their ex-military manager, a Captain Something-or-Another, that is working on some deals and maybe an album ...

















Until net time ... keep on a rocking !




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